Product of Canada

Three old codgers, on their phones, waiting for a table at Miller's.

 Maybe I shouldn't have called her an old codger!

Another great day in Paradise.  Shopping in the morning, pool in the afternoon, a nice dinner, and a card game in the evening (which the old guys won!).

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If you find the need to argue with someone over why we shouldn't become a 51st state, try these facts:

- We are better educated

- We have a better standard of living - we don't have millions living       in trailer parks and dilapidated shacks

- We have better health care - that's why we live four years longer (it     was five years during Covid because they didn't take it seriously         and a million died unnecessarily)

- We don't have mass school shootings

- We already have a useless King, we don't need another

- He wouldn't make us the 51st state because the Republicans would     lose their majority, so we'd become a neglected protectorate like         Puerto Rico and watch our mineral and oil wealth bleed south.

If you can think of other arguments to support the above please let me know.

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I have pretty well decided that I will be getting a tattoo like the following, with a red leaf.......

except that it would say "Product of Canada" rather than "Made in Canada", for two reasons:

First, I would expect that if a lady got "Made in Canada" she would be subject to sexual innuendos from loudmouth jerks, and second, "Made in Canada" only requires 51% Canadian content, while "Product of Canada" needs 98% or more 😃😁.

 We'll see how that goes.  Might get me shot down here, but that tattoo would sure make the news got out!

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Have fun.  Stay well.